You just can't make stuff like this up! What was this guy thinking? In from out of town for medical treatment? A massage ordered from Craig's List instead of through the hotel? This guy had the kahunahs to report this to the police? Check it out for yourselves.
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An interesting concept in principal, but a Call in Gay Day to show the power of the gay community in in the workplace or to show the clout of gay dollars in the marketplace leaves a few holes unfilled ;)
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The primaries are over. The candidates are selected. The conventions are beginning. The mud is slinging. And it's not even September yet. Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines. You think it's been interresting up until now? Wait till you see what's ahead. Planet Loser News is beginning it's continuing coverage of Planet Loser Election '08. Enjoy the ride!
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Phil Jackson of the Lakers doesn't have the dignity to learn how to pronounce the name of the role player of the Celtics who takes it upon himself to single handedly snatch wictory from the grasp of the poor indignant bragadocio, Jackson
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Planet Loser - The New 9th Planet. An interesting and indepth look at what is now the new 9th planet in our solar system. Planet Loser still amazes everyone. On the one hand, it seems to be an exact mirrored mirrored image of earth. Reversed and then reversed again. The only difference is thay are complete losers! Earth couldn’t possibly look so pathetic to anyone else.
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A Russian farmer is so deprived of women in his village that he has asked president Vladimir Putin for permission to marry a cow.
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